Scared of: “Well besides your mother, my biggest fear would have to be circus clowns that run around with oversized shoes and molest baby elephants. But maybe I shouldn't go there........ok I guess I’ll just stick with being alone for the rest of my complicated annoying life”.

Make laugh: “The fact that I am almost 18 and graduated from high school and I work at Sea World. Then there's your mother's face. Oh and last but not least, stupid people who think they are better than you when they really have absolutely no reason to be conceited at all. yah those people are pretty damn funny.” 

Make cry: “When people eat the last Oreo and don't buy any more. Mean boys. Some of the women in their swimsuits that walk around Sea World.”

Love: “Food. Sleep. Um.....that about covers it. Maybe I should work on expanding my interests.....”

Don't understand: “EVERYTHING. I am so clueless I make Megan look smart! jk But no really, I don't understand jack. I'm dumb as hell. I'm one of those annoying people who always has a million questions about everything because for some reason they can't just accept one angle of things.”

Facts: "I am a fat white girl who is desperately trying to figure out what the hell she wants to do with her life so she doesn't become one of those people on the wall in the Sea World Human Resources office who has worked there for 15 or more years. Good times..."

Things to do or experience before death: “All I want is to do 2 things. One is find something I actually feel passionately about and be able to do it. The other is to find a guy who will 1) be reliable for me 2) want to make as much effort for me as I do for him and last but not least 3) win me ugly pink flamingos from the machine at Jim's just for shits and giggles. Not to much to ask! Anyone know of someone who qualifies?? Let me know."