I really hate it when people IM me and ask to see my picture.  So, I had put in my profile that the only way I would let someone see my picture was if they asked me in a creative way.  Here are some of the best:

THE BEST ONES SO FAR

Jekkie1980: Oh, and by the way, I am looking for a good facial model to be my muse for my slowly-forming sculpture of the goddess Athena.  From your words, you seem the perfect subject, so might I have some sort of rendering of your likeness in the near future?

CiLo 911: CONGRATULATIONS MEGAN!

You have been chosen as a proabable winner of 1 million dollars. We are sponsored by the Mercedes company of (your state). All we need for your free entry is your AGE and a recent PICTURE. Please respond as soon as possible as many more information will be requested.

DISCLAIMER:

This is in now way a true contest but a pathetic ploy to conjure a picture from the all beautiful Megan.

TripleTreyThreat: The distance between us

yet I still feel your glow.

How can this be?

All I have is a few words,

my picture of you in my head.

But still,

I can feel your beauty radiate.

And as I start into the 15" mass of plastic and glass

I long to see you.

BigRed15943: Greetings and salutations Megan, I was wondering if you wouldn't mind disclosing your personal coordinates of dwelling on this fine planet? I was wondering how far along you are in the human combustion process? (humans are simply one big chemical reaction and if we could live long enough, millions of years, we would eventually spontaneously combust). It would also be great if we could trade washed and filtered silver nitrate images of one another.......so what do you say, sound like a plan? (3/20/01)

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(3/17/01)

docdmb21: so you you have a digital composite which resembles your likeness so we may all bask in the warm light of your glory?

ANDREWREYNOLDS15: would you happen to have a duplicate of your self so I know what angels look like?

jiggytight00: Hi there, Megan. Well, my friend and I were arguing over who is the most beautiful woman in America. he keeps going on and on about Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts..... can you please send your picture, so I can end this useless debate?

Perseus357: I bet your picture is as beautiful as the spring sun reflected upon the water

dman01daniel: I love you Megan...I worship you and I have made a shrine in your honor. maybe by viewing a small image of a goddess like yourself,  it will give me the inspiration I need to continue living

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CynicalBeau: would u happen to have a mirror type image of urself for others to view, so that we should see how beautiful you are?

Golf65Man: I'm conducting research and analyzing the faces of many women in the state of Texas and was hoping you'd like to participate in this study?

boostarry: roses are red

megan cahs: violets are blue

boostarry: do you have a pic, of that sexy you?